MICKEY MANTEL #7 NEW YORK YANKEES	JOHN AND TRISH SEATTLE MARINER FANS
#1 FAN OF THE DALLAS COWBOYS	LIFE'S A BEACH UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN TO THE RIVER
THE LONGEST YARD IS A 3 FOOT PUTT	TO GOLF OR NOT TO GOLF WHAT'S THE QUESTION?
I ONLY GOLF WHEN IT RAINS OR SHINES	I'D RATHER BE DRIVING FAIRWAYS THAN FREEWAYS
LOVE MEANS NOTHING TO TENNIS PLAYERS	SKI NOW WORK LATER
BE SAFE AT HOME SLEEP WITH AN UMPIRE	GIVE BLOOD PLAY HOCKEY
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER I'LL SKI THERE TOO	REAL GIRLS PLAY REAL SPORTS
TENNIS IS MY RACQUET	NOTHING'S FINER THAN A FORTY-NINER
#1 SOCCER COACH GIRLS DIVISION	NOTHING'S FINER THAN A FORTY-NINER
MOUNTAIN BIKERS DO IT IN THE WOODS	JET, SNOW, H20 GOTTA SKI
I DON'T HAVE A LIFE MY KIDS PLAY SPORTS