Traffic Talk Frame Ideas

Frame Ideas - Sarcastic

GET IN, SIT DOWN SHUT UP & HOLD ON	KEEP HONKING I'M RELOADING
AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO OWN THE ROAD	I HAVE PMS AND A HANDGUN
YEAH, I'M COOKIN' BUT NOT YOUR DINNER	I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR OTHER CAR IS
HORN BROKEN WATCH FOR FINGER	IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER I'LL FART ON YOU
THE WEATHER'S HERE WISH YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL	THE LAB CALLED YOUR BRAIN IS READY
WHY CAN'T I BE RICH INSTEAD OF BEAUTIFUL	I LOVE ANIMALS THEY TASTE GOOD