Traffic Talk Frame Ideas

Frame Ideas - Humorous

GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE	ILLITERATE? WRITE FOR DETAILS
GRADUATE OF NEW YORK SCHOOL OF DRIVING	I'M NOT DRIVING FAST I'M FLYING LOW
MY COMPUTER COSTS MORE THAN THIS CAR	LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO SMOKE CHEAP CIGARS
INVEST IN THE US BUY A CONGRESSMAN	LIFE IS SHORT OPERA IS LONG
LEAD, FOLLOW OR GET OUT OF THE WAY	IF THE SHOE FITS BUY IT
I GOT THIS CAR FOR MY WIFE PRETTY GOOD TRADE, HUH?	WHY JOIN THEM IT'S MORE FUN TO BEAT THEM
A FOOL & HIS MONEY WILL SOON BE PARTYING	PLEASE OFFICER PUT IT ON MY TAB
STAY BACK I CHEATED AT THE DMV	BIGAMY - TOO MANY WIVES MONOGAMY - SAME THING
I'M NOT SPOILED JUST WELL TAKEN CARE OF	I'M NOT A BRAT I'M NOT I'M NOT I'M NOT
HEY GIRLS HE'S ALREADY TAKEN	I THINK THEREFORE I'M CONFUSED
I OWE, I OWE SO OFF TO WORK I GO	STARLIGHT, STARBRIGHT WHERE THE HELL IS MR RIGHT?
MIDDLE AGE ISN'T FOR SISSYS	ALWAYS LATE BUT WORTH THE WAIT
WARNING - TEENAGE DRIVER BEHIND THE WHEEL	YOU SHOULD SEE ME WITH MY TOP OFF
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING TICKET	HIRE A TEENAGER WHILE THEY STILL KNOW EVERYTHING
I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM	THIS CAR BRAKES FOR GARAGE SALES
IF I WERE IN CHARGE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT	IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE
LIFE'S A PARTY MEET THE HOSTESS/HOST	THANK GOD FORD DOESN'T BUILD AIRPLANES
I CAN RESIST ANYTHING EXCEPT TEMPTATION	0 TO 60 IN 20 MINUTES FLAT
I MAY BE SLOW BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU	WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA NOW GO HOME
WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A ROLLS ROYCE	DON'T LAUGH IT'S PAID FOR
MY TAKE HOME PAY WON'T EVEN TAKE ME HOME	DOLLARS AND NO SENSE
I'M NOT CRAZY JUST SINGING	WORK BY DAY PARTY BY NIGHT
SO MANY BOYS SO FEW MEN	WHEN YOU SMILE BEAUTIFUL THINGS HAPPEN
I BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON	GIVE ME CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT
DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH HE'S MY HUSBAND	MILLIONAIRE IN TRAINING
LATE FOR WORK OUT OF MY WAY	I'M SO GOOD WHY TRY HARDER?
INLAWS IN TRUNK	POO-POO HAPPENS
WILL WORK FOR GAS	POVERTY SUCKS
NO BRAIN NO PAIN	TRAFFIC LAWS DON'T APPLY WHEN CELL-PHONE IS ON
IF YOU SEE MY PARENTS I WAS AT THE LIBRARY	GOT AN E TICKET HOP IN
HE BOUGHT IT I GOT IT	MY OTHER AUTO IS A 9 MM
HONK IF YOU'RE CUTE BARK IF YOU'RE UGLY	KEEP SMILING IT MAKES PEOPLE WONDER
ALL I WANT IS EVERYTHING	DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSHI
BLONDES TEASE BRUNETTES PLEASE	DON'T FOLLOW ME I'M LOST
RECOVERING SHOPPER	MODERATION SUCKS
TO KNOW ME IS TO LOVE ME	I'M BLONDE WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?
I STAMP THEREFORE I AM	ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?